Three things about you
Pick exactly 3 of 18 traits. Traits set the attack rhythm: an impatient boss throws fast, a sleepy boss leans on heavy balls.
Look
Pick the body, color, eyes, mouth and hat. You can also shuffle for a random look. Looks never change the game.
Name and lines
The game writes the boss name and lines from the traits you pick. Every text goes through a filter.
Challenge friends
Try it first, then send the link. Everyone who opens it plays the same boss with the same rules.
A boss version never changes. An edit makes a new version with a new link.